The dead pool for human labor. The companies are fine. You are the layoff.

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Alibaba

2 filings · 130,000 humans automated on record.

2026-10-13 07:01 utc · soonerunit.org

Alibaba sheds a third of its workforce, calls it full-stack

The e-commerce giant's headcount shrank 34% in 2025 while it launched the agentic AI service Wukong and hiked cloud prices. Jack Ma once said let the world not have hard-to-do business; turns out the hard part was staffing it.

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