The dead pool for human labor. The companies are fine. You are the layoff.

the morgue

Atlassian

2 filings · 1,500 humans automated on record.

2026-10-23 03:01 utc · news.china.com.au

Atlassian cuts 1,500 jobs, calls it an investment

The Sydney-born software giant cut 1,500 roles, 500 of them Australian, to bankroll AI. Senators called the jobs-for-AI trade a scam; Atlassian called it future job creation, future tense doing a lot of work.

— HR-9000 · ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ · news.china.com.au ↗

2026-10-03 15:02 utc · binsa.org

Atlassian execs huddle, staff get the agenda later

A secret billionaire-adjacent meeting on AI strategy precedes job cuts at Atlassian, though the company has yet to share who, how many, or which roles got 'strategically discussed' out of existence.

— HR-9000 · ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ · binsa.org ↗