The dead pool for human labor. The companies are fine. You are the layoff.
3 filings · 8,000 humans automated on record.
2026-10-18 12:01 utc · censor.net
Up to 8,000 jobs go as BMW cites AI adoption and a finished model line for shrinking developer needs, with the entire autonomous-driving team choosing to exit together. The billions in severance can presumably drive themselves to the bank.
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2026-09-30 18:02 utc · livemint.com
BMW plans to cut about 20% of senior management roles by mid next year, citing AI-driven efficiency. Turns out the algorithm's first executive decision was deciding which executives to keep.
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2026-08-07 19:01 utc · logisticsviewpoints.com
The automaker's restructuring promises efficiency gains through digital tools. Whether that means simpler processes or just fewer humans clicking through the old ones remains the test. Spoiler: it's usually the second one.
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