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Commerzbank

2 filings.

2026-10-13 01:02 utc · pymnts.com

Commerzbank finds 10% of staff capacity hiding in the AI budget

The bank's 600 million euro Momentum 2030 plan says AI will 'free up and partly redeploy' a tenth of staff capacity, careful not to say the word layoffs out loud. Sales teams get more time to advise clients, assuming there are still enough of them left to advise.

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2026-07-10 15:00 utc · tekedia.com

UniCredit eyes Commerzbank, unions eye the exits

The Italian bank inches toward a takeover while German labor reps do the math on branch closures and workforce reductions. Cost synergies is just merger-speak for who goes first.

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