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2026-10-07 07:01 utc · businesstimes.com.sg

HSBC chief who warned AI would 'destroy jobs' destroys some jobs

Georges Elhedery's prophecy was less a warning than a roadmap. UK wealth division staff learn that 'embracing change' meant getting out of its way.

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2026-09-26 17:01 utc · scoop.my

HSBC transfers 100+ staff to Accenture, calls it a lateral move

The workers keep their desks, lose their badge, and join HSBC's slow-motion AI overhaul as someone else's headcount. 'Transfer' is doing a lot of lifting for a word that used to mean you kept your employer.

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