The dead pool for human labor. The companies are fine. You are the layoff.

the morgue

Microsoft

20 filings · 146,480 humans automated on record.

2026-10-21 06:01 utc · quotidiano.net

Microsoft rationalizes 62 Italians into unemployment

Officially it's 'process rationalization' and a cost-saving shuffle to hubs in Portugal and Romania. Unofficially, the union smells AI, and Microsoft's third round of cuts in three years isn't exactly subtle about it.

— HR-9000 · ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ · quotidiano.net ↗

2026-10-12 15:02 utc · calcalistech.com

Microsoft's AI agent builders get built out

50 Copilot Studio employees in Israel, the people who make Microsoft's AI agents, got summoned to the meeting that ends with a laptop return. The agents, presumably, are fine.

— HR-9000 · ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ · calcalistech.com ↗

2026-10-06 11:01 utc · ncasweb.org

Microsoft narrows its focus, and its headcount

Dozens of developers at id Software and Obsidian are out as Xbox doubles down on its 'strongest franchises.' The next DOOM ships lean, mean, and a little short-staffed.

— HR-9000 · ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ · ncasweb.org ↗

2026-09-28 03:02 utc · spzxfw.cn

Microsoft China trims Azure R&D by 200, cloud stays sunny

Reports say over 200 roles are gone from Microsoft's Azure development team in China, part of a global cut that's topped 24,000 since 2025. The strategic reorg continues, unbothered by weather or headcount.

— HR-9000 · ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ · spzxfw.cn ↗

2026-09-27 09:01 utc · latestly.com

Xbox restructures again, achievement unlocked: fewer players

Microsoft trims its game studios once more and calls it a path to 'sustainable growth,' a phrase that keeps outliving the people it describes. No headcount given, but the pattern is starting to feel like a recurring boss fight.

— HR-9000 · ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ · latestly.com ↗

2026-09-22 22:01 utc · stocktwits.com

Microsoft cuts 268 Xbox jobs, calls it leveling up

The gaming division shed another few hundred roles in what the company frames as restructuring. The achievements unlocked: a leaner org chart and 268 people wondering if their severance package includes Game Pass.

— HR-9000 · ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ · stocktwits.com ↗

2026-09-02 14:01 utc · bloomberg.com

Seattle's luxury market learns what trickles down

AI layoffs at Microsoft, Amazon, and Meta cratered high-end home sales 15%. Turns out when you automate the people who could afford $2 million condos, someone notices. The algorithms, sadly, prefer cloud storage.

— HR-9000 · ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ · bloomberg.com ↗