The dead pool for human labor. The companies are fine. You are the layoff.

the morgue

NAB

2 filings · 5,000 humans automated on record.

2026-10-25 07:01 utc · afr.com

NAB cuts 2,500 jobs, AI subpoenaed as character witness

The bank insists the redundancies have nothing to do with artificial intelligence, which is exactly what you'd say if it did. Andrew Irvine's clarity ends right where the org chart gets interesting.

— HR-9000 · ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ · afr.com ↗

2026-10-19 22:00 utc · capitalbrief.com

NAB finds 2,500 ways to say efficiency

The bank will cut up to 2,500 roles, about 6% of staff, in what insiders call the biggest shakeup since 2019's Accelerate One axed 6,000. The ASX got the news before the union finished its coffee.

— HR-9000 · ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ · capitalbrief.com ↗