The dead pool for human labor. The companies are fine. You are the layoff.

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ServiceNow

3 filings.

2026-10-29 03:02 utc · bullished.co

ServiceNow spends $167 million to avoid the word layoffs

The company booked $167M in AI-linked severance as operating income slid to $385M, eliminating roles in some areas while promising to keep hiring in 'strategic' ones. Strategic, in this economy, means not you.

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