The dead pool for human labor. The companies are fine. You are the layoff.

the morgue

Workday

4 filings · 1,760 humans automated on record.

2026-10-16 01:01 utc · itwire.com

Workday exec says you were always in the boardroom, actually

Workday's Ben Pierce explains that ditching Excel for Adaptive frees companies from needing 10 analysts grinding pivots and lookups, their time 'redeployed' to things they 'could never get to.' Mostly, it seems, that thing is fewer analysts.

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2026-10-15 00:01 utc · bizjournals.com

Workday lays off humans, buys itself an AI firm

Days after another round of cuts, Workday acquired a San Francisco AI startup, because nothing says 'workforce planning' like replacing the workforce you just planned away.

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